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Once again, the cleaning crew has their work cut out for them

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That skanky-smelling dog next door was going down

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It’s no secret, old women are scary-ass drivers

We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality.

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Some artists should not be allowed to own dogs

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

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Don’t let this innocent little baby’s looks deceive you. He is one conniving little bastard

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope, which is what I do. And that enables you to laugh at life’s realities.

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These are indeed desperate times

For those of you who think you have all the answers, you’re not asking the right questions. Those of you who think you know the right questions, well, clearly you’re not finding good answers. This has forever been life’s big dilemma.  Problem spotters don’t talk to the problem solvers, and by solving the wrong problem, the problem solvers are creating new problems for the problem spotters to spot. If only we had a solution for that.

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Sorry, but the rest of the world is laughing at you, not with you

Gloomy days often give you a gloomy outlook on life. Much like too much time in the sun will give you a sunburn, too much time in the gloom will give you a “gloomburn.” The only way to fix a gloomburn is to rub a mixture of apple pie and sunshine on the inside of your mind. Very few doctors know why it works, they just know that it does.

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Always remember, your food is judging you as much as you are judging your food

Yesterday I heard someone raking their fingernails across a chalkboard and remember the hair standing up on the back of my neck. A while later I heard a young baby let loose with a blood-curdling primal scream that made my face turn pale. Then after dinner, I head the worst sound of all – dead silence. What is this world coming to? What ever happened to just-right?

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Where do you go when your body gets broken? Apparently to this guy

It’s been a tough week. I started off by saying, “Boy this is going to be a tough week!” and it most certainly was. Last week I started off by saying, “Wow, this is going to be an easy week,” and that was also true. So this week I’m going to start off by saying, “Hey, this looks like a terrific week for jumping off cliffs.” Self-fulfilling prophecy, or a new member of the Dead-Editors Society? You decide.

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Shocking photos often lead to shocking conclusions. Weird photos often lead to no conclusion at all. Therefor, shockingly weird photos without shockingly weird conclusions are the ones you need to pay the most attention to. Anyway, what’s that thing crawling up your left leg?

Whenever a bee gets close, keep your eye on it

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Just because you feel invisible doesn’t mean you don’t leave a shadow

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Great shoes make you feel like you’re wearing nothing at all

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Even after several recalls, Toyota still felt like it needed help

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Sadly though, mastering the mood swings was only half of the cure

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Swimming pools fear me

New building codes coming out of Washington require that you start
by constructing the second story windows first

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As most birds know, dropping a load on a BMW requires a fast get away

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Buying groceries at Whole Foods is so expensive,
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Extreme sumo wrestling requires far more than a leg up on your competition

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It was an all-nighter just before finals and he needed coffee to concentrate

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Designed to appeal to the excessive makeup crowd

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In a surprise move, the Chinese military started handing
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Remoteness is next to godliness

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One again the fun bunnies celebrate before the finish line

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Part of the reason why Pandas are nearly extinct

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Hunting trips rarely turn out the way you have them planned

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The adoption service really blew it on this one

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His wife could never understand why he seemed so distant

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Along with his snooty appearance, Gary had a way of defying gravity

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Upon close inspection, it wasn’t an asteroid after all

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Finally, a place where you know if you’re making progress

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It wasn’t the kind of day I expected. It started with a bran muffin and a bowl full of Bugles, and quickly went downhill from there. On the second level below ground I noticed my chin dragging in the dirt. On the third level down, it appeared there was no end in sight. Finally, when I hit bottom, a full 237 levels below the surface, I realized that I was living someone else’s life. Wow, wouldn’t it be great if it was just that easy, and all you had to do was wake up? Some days are like that.

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Sometimes a blizzard is only a figment of your imagination. And other times, the figment is only a blizzard of your imagination. Which ever the case may be, it all boils down to the figment. What the hell is a “figment” anyway?

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In a world dominated by right-handed people, the lefties are considered an anomaly. But, in a world controlled by left-brained people, the right brainers are also an anomaly. But when it comes to politics, there are apparently no anomalies. Both the lefties and the righties create their own extreme norms.

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Some forward thinking people only manage to work their way up to the point of “retro-visionary” without ever truly getting ahead of the pack. If they had been born 20 to 50 years earlier the would have been considered brilliant. But instead, they simply end up being relegated to the trash-heap of also-rands and squander-magnets. Life is such a cruel sport.

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After scanning through over 1,000 photos this past week, we settled on the select few that touched a nerve with the staff here at Ebooks Online. In many cases it was their last nerve, but in any case, it needed touching.

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The laws of nature state that a bad thing cannot happen unless an equal and opposite good thing happens at the same time. This has become known as the “laws of balance and goodness reciprocity.” For this reason, if the military is causing bad things to happen on the other side of the world, then we will experience relatively better things on this side of the world. Problem is that we have yet to figure out the exact location where the good thing will happen. Its not an exact science by any stretch of the imagination, but at least the military is doing their part.

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Top 10 Tongue Twisters

Here is collection of 10 tongue twisters to tie your tongue. These were hard enough to type much less to say. I found it amusing that the title to this post was a tongue twister: Top ten tongue twisters. Say that ten times fast, while reading these tongue twisters.

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Even the crazy people have a purpose in life. They can always serve as a bad example. In this week’s top 10 photo list, we have gone out of our way to find a purpose for crazy people. In some cases, we are still looking.

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Competition is a funny thing. Since everyone wants to be better than average and everyone is indeed better than average, then the bar for average gets raised and you’re still only average or below. Best to stick with below average. There’s less competition there.