
His dad always told him to take the high road, but this seemed a bit extreme
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Some cities are inclined to hang out their dirty laundry
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His personality conflict continued. Casual cat or bitchin’ Batman. He couldn’t decide
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Car seats are now a thing of the past
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Ironically, every time my cousins show up, the only danger seems to be an
outbreak of whisker burns and grog thievery
outbreak of whisker burns and grog thievery
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If Beeker were a bird…..
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I can stop at any time I want to. Really!

Sometimes there just doesn’t seem to be an appropriate cuss word
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Chicks just want to have fun
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Safety first…. well maybe not!
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A modern day shepherd
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Feeling screwed?
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Casting call for the new Star Wars movie was more than a little hectic
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The ayes have it! Hands down!
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Pigeons suck!
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Every janitor’s dream – more holes, less floor
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Line inspectors, one of society’s least appreciated jobs
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As an instrument, it was quite impressive. As a chick magnet, it failed miserably
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Hey ladies, feel free to tickle me
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For Willie, it was less about sleeping off the hangover,
and far more about finding where they put his pickle
and far more about finding where they put his pickle
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One last meal before the jump
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Epic water-slide. Not so epic friction burns
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Finally, a car without those pesky airbags
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Hey, you listen to me or I’ll shave your cat
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Unions demanded every car be subjected to a drop test.
U.S. cars from 6 inches up, Japanese cars from 6 miles up
U.S. cars from 6 inches up, Japanese cars from 6 miles up