It’s no secret, old women are scary-ass drivers
We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality.
Sorry, but I was just really, really, really thisty
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I know police are there for my protection, but these cops scare the hell out of me
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For women, its less about function and more about style.
But when the function has to do with style, then its all about that too
But when the function has to do with style, then its all about that too
Ooohhh that I could be blessed with this sort of a handicap
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We need to stop having MC Escher design our tennis courts
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When the world is melting around you, Perrier will make it melt even faster
What a great place to start a new country! It’s good to be King!
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Clearly his Harvard degree in poetry is starting to pay off
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The wonderment we seek is often the wonderment that seeks us
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Most guys have often wondered where girls come from. Well, duh! The girl factory!
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Little Barnie has a very expansionary view of life, he’s never met a nut he couldn’t eat
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As a superhero he was very self-absorbed. As a member of society, he was just bat-shiat crazy
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Recently the Amish announced their new “wives on wheels” modernization plan
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When Sky Mall introduced the new grow-your-own bicycle kit, the silence was deafening
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Life is always a challenge with a gravity-free dog
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Urgency means different things to different people. And yes, these people are kinda different
Much like socks in a dryer, Smart Cars have a way of getting lost
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Some men always seem to find themselves in the dog house ….literally
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Stopping to smell the roses ….well sort of
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Comfort is momentary. Discomfort is always pending
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My grandmother was like this
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Glad to see someone is finally taking this seriously
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A stamp of dissapproval
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Sushi Cat
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