
Once again, the cleaning crew has their work cut out for them

As soon as air bags were required, cars became much safer to drive
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In the world of rhinos, its as close as it comes to a hug
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So the next step will be out of the frying pan, and into the fire. Wait, what?
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Romance is never romance unless it is frightening
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No seriously, I’m a princess

Never let fashion go to your head. It may not be containable
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I’d walk a mile for a camel laugh
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Something new – Polka Surfing. Still a ways off from becoming an Olympic sport
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Some hunters get no respect. None!
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Beware of pilots that have to stop and ask directions
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A great news hound has a nose for the news
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Meet Granny Smith
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Revealing the other side of cats
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To the outside world, he walked on water. To his wife, he skated on thin ice
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Altogether now, 1..2..3.. awwwwww!

Zimbabwe, a country with high inflation and extra wide calculators
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We’ve all heard the expression “no man is an island,” but this guy is pretty close
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Ooohhh, and even her long dress wasn’t enough to cover it up.
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When it starts raining lightening, you know you’ve done something wrong
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“You say that again and I’m going to clock you one”
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I’m not sure, but I found it in your underwear drawer
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A man’s home is his castle, even in Siberia
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