Top 10 Photos of the Week

Competition is a funny thing. Since everyone wants to be better than average and everyone is indeed better than average, then the bar for average gets raised and you’re still only average or below. Best to stick with below average. There’s less competition there.

Next week congress is scheduled for their annual
“cleaning out of the ears” so they can listen better

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If photos had sound, this would be a noisy one

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Power is about what you control. Freedom is about what you can unleash

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The next evolution of mankind will involve the addition of
a second opposable thumb along with Donald Trump’s invincible hair

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Someday the whole story will come out,
but that nine-lives thing still makes most astronauts jealous

Paid to shark

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The worst part about racing ostriches is the
sudden stops to bury their head in the ground.

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Once again its time for the annual Role-Reversal Day in Washington

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Many people have dies on their toilets. At least it smells that way…

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Who needs an iPod anyway?

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Never under estimate the power of cuteness

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Much like the biblical power of Samson,
Comic Book Ned’s power came from his gravity-defying hair

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When Japan declared war on Antarctica, we knew they had consumed a little too much sake

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It was an epic battle with a quite formidable pink highlighter

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99.2% of all students said they would be more likely to stay in school
if the School Bus was traded in for a School Bike

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Once again casual Friday takes another odd twist

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The hippo mating ritual involves striking one sensual pose after another.
This, however, was not one of them

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Apparently this was the last straw

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Sometimes cats just ignore gravity

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Nothing say “well-trained military” like roller coaster tanks

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It must be really bad

via impact lab