Don’t let this innocent little baby’s looks deceive you. He is one conniving little bastard
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope, which is what I do. And that enables you to laugh at life’s realities.
61.8% of the human body is water. Some people, slightly more
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“After eating a large meatball last night my head still hurts”
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Alien ship to their commanding officers: “Once again the political process on earth has failed
to elect any of our people. Please send dumber people!”
to elect any of our people. Please send dumber people!”
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The game of cat and mouse was about to be turned upside down
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A second ago he had a great idea …..but then it was gone
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Warning: Use of steroids may cause extreme junk food cravings
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Cow tipping was getting old, so he decided to move on to horses
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Geometry class never teaches you how to dissect a love triangle
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Even for primates, extreme vanity is like a supermodel gone weird
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Randy used to laugh every time we mentioned the Colonel Mustard Curse,
but he’s not laughing anymore
but he’s not laughing anymore
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In Hollywood, the need for stunt bears was rare,
but Yogi was determined to make a splash
but Yogi was determined to make a splash
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“Maybe if I hide in here he won’t see me”
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The architect of the Sky Barn overlooked one small problem – getting the cows in and out
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The sewing-bike was an invention that never really caught on.
But neither did the sewing-blender or the sewing-lawnmower.
But neither did the sewing-blender or the sewing-lawnmower.
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Enough with the sissy scooter jokes!
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Drink Red Bull. Things happen! Yeah, …..things!
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Living large in a world that shuns largeness
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Sometimes its less about who’s right, and more about who’s wrong
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Nelson, meet The Duke. Duke, meet Nelson
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Note to Cops: Best not to give traffic tickets to lane stripers
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Bacon Lake got its name for obvious reasons
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Volvo’s new Street Luge was many things, but “radar friendly” was not one of them.
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Every so often they found “added treasures” and dangling things between the books
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