
Always remember, your food is judging you as much as you are judging your food
Yesterday I heard someone raking their fingernails across a chalkboard and remember the hair standing up on the back of my neck. A while later I heard a young baby let loose with a blood-curdling primal scream that made my face turn pale. Then after dinner, I head the worst sound of all – dead silence. What is this world coming to? What ever happened to just-right?.
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Young kids are often looking for their place in life. Ralphie, however,
has gotten stuck at HotBabesInTheForest.com
has gotten stuck at HotBabesInTheForest.com
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My neighbor creeps me out
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They never told me it was this kind of car wash
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When life imitates cartoons
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Mom’s Rule #14 – If you are about to be eaten by a building, at least wear clean underwear
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Some trees are just bastards. You have been warned
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After all the radical budget cut, NASA has decided on
a whole different approach for reaching Mars
a whole different approach for reaching Mars
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Some kids desperately need a big shot of happiness!
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Happily ever after? Not so much
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Tininess has is advantages, but its hard to kiss a frog this small without swallowing it
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Cat obedience school often require the disobedient ones to
spend time in the “hot” penalty box
spend time in the “hot” penalty box
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Exceptionally strong awning or unusually light men, you decide
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She desperately needed something to make sure Scott didn’t get cold feet before the wedding
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His life had lost its rhythm, but once he found it, no one cared
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Extreme sports means extreme risk-taking. But after seeing this,
three California Senators made a pledge to repeal the laws of gravity
three California Senators made a pledge to repeal the laws of gravity
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Whatever you think, you’re missing the point! No, that one too! Not even close!
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…and then this happened
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Some photos have WTF written all over them
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What happens in Hampsterdam, stays in Hampsterdam
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A shiny full moon will cause all tides to rise
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A day without obsessive compulsive hoarding, is like a day without
burying the neighbor’s kid in a mountain of toilet paper
burying the neighbor’s kid in a mountain of toilet paper
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Unable to change back to human form, Antonio Banderas decided to take a job as a car mechanic
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Beware of the dentist who has just a little too much fun pulling your teeth
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