Having failed to make it into the pro ranks of 13 other sport, Larry and Bill decided to
create a new sport, caribou racing, where they could decide the rules and who got to play
Desperate for an outdoor sport they could call their own,
Saudi Arabia stared experimenting with sand skiing.
Saudi Arabia stared experimenting with sand skiing.
If you don’t understand jewelry, you don’t know a damn thing about women.
When he crossed the finish line at the Mud Run 500, Paul tasted victory. Well,
that and a lot of mud. By the way, where in the hell did he put his wallet?
that and a lot of mud. By the way, where in the hell did he put his wallet?
Wall Street became even more unhinged when the bear markets started showing
up at the country clubs
up at the country clubs
Auditioning lions for Hollywood was a little crude in the early days.
Especially the part about getting them to smile
Especially the part about getting them to smile
Once again, the global warming advocates predicted it would be like this…
…now, to get back to leaving a more dramatic carbon footprint so
“the weather” knows who the boss is
“the weather” knows who the boss is
It was one of those rare victories over gravity. Meaningless and shallow, but rare
Seeking a new mascot that would give the Republicans a fresh new look, the
ad agency proposed a campaign around “donkeys don’t know how to play ball”
ad agency proposed a campaign around “donkeys don’t know how to play ball”
Fine quality water has always been the key to hacking up great hairballs
You know the crowd is on your side when you can feel their tiny touches on your skin
You know the crowd is on your side when every ball seems to find its own way
You know the crowd is on your side when they not only lift your spirit, but
also your Speedo and check whats underneath
also your Speedo and check whats underneath
When this photo came out in 1979, it became the
inspiration for a new video game – Pac-Man
inspiration for a new video game – Pac-Man
When Charlie introduced the genetically engineered goat basket, he was hoping
grocery stores would all buy their own herd and replace shopping carts
grocery stores would all buy their own herd and replace shopping carts
When the fashion snobs on Madison Avenue introduced “tree sweaters”, their goal
was to create anxiety in people over the nakedness of their own foliage
was to create anxiety in people over the nakedness of their own foliage
The photo started a whole new crazy – “Spiders, the other black meat”
