These are indeed desperate times
For those of you who think you have all the answers, you’re not asking the right questions. Those of you who think you know the right questions, well, clearly you’re not finding good answers. This has forever been life’s big dilemma. Problem spotters don’t talk to the problem solvers, and by solving the wrong problem, the problem solvers are creating new problems for the problem spotters to spot. If only we had a solution for that.
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If only he were wearing airbags
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The light you see at the end of a tunnel may indeed be a flock of sheep
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The reasons why Luke Skywalker got his name
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Classic thinking inside the box
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Even for Harry Potter, casting a spell sometimes backfires
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Nothing says 5 o’clock stubble like the 5 o’clock lawn crew
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I want my feathers back…. NOW!!!!!
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Best to snatch and run, and I do mean RUN!!!!!
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As Hover-Dog rounded the first corner he suddenly realized he wasn’t very good at using his air brakes
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Pigeons think the world of beer. But after a few beers, their not always sure where the world is
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For some guys it a lot of work getting the blood to flow to the right head
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…and then she gave this sign
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There’s a fine line between beauty and being a total freak. These girls are not big on lines
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As most farm kids know, every party is more fun when you add hydraulics and green tractors
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For some reason, dogs don’t get that whole “incredible view” thing
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There is a reason why bulls aren’t a big fan of intimacy
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Remind me not to have these guys name my band
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For Bob and Mary, martial disputes were an ongoing problem until they tried this
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Cindy Lauper and Pee Wee Herman make a great couple …………of idiots
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…and then this happened
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We call it the crotch grass
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No problem on this one
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I’d like to help, but I just don’t know where to push
