
Whenever a bee gets close, keep your eye on it
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Just because you feel invisible doesn’t mean you don’t leave a shadow
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Great shoes make you feel like you’re wearing nothing at all
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Even after several recalls, Toyota still felt like it needed help
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Sadly though, mastering the mood swings was only half of the cure
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Swimming pools fear me

New building codes coming out of Washington require that you start
by constructing the second story windows first
by constructing the second story windows first
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As most birds know, dropping a load on a BMW requires a fast get away
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Buying groceries at Whole Foods is so expensive,
it makes me want to stab my nose with a fork
it makes me want to stab my nose with a fork
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Extreme sumo wrestling requires far more than a leg up on your competition
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It was an all-nighter just before finals and he needed coffee to concentrate
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Designed to appeal to the excessive makeup crowd
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In a surprise move, the Chinese military started handing
out medals in their breakfast cereal
out medals in their breakfast cereal
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Remoteness is next to godliness
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One again the fun bunnies celebrate before the finish line
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Part of the reason why Pandas are nearly extinct
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Hunting trips rarely turn out the way you have them planned
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The adoption service really blew it on this one
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His wife could never understand why he seemed so distant
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Along with his snooty appearance, Gary had a way of defying gravity
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Upon close inspection, it wasn’t an asteroid after all
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