That skanky-smelling dog next door was going down
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When he called for a limo, he was expecting something a tad bigger
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“Tell me to take the road less-traveled on more time
and I’ll shove my stinky well-traveled sock in your mouth”
and I’ll shove my stinky well-traveled sock in your mouth”
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Drink Russ Vodka, small rodents love it…. well, at least until they die
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Rule of Thumb: Never pet stray dogs while water-skiing
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Hover Bear would strike fear into the hearts of fish everywhere as his hulking shadow loomed overhead
Finally, all her years driving a school bus were about to pay off
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Just another day at the office
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Desperate times require desperate measures
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The bird choir loved to sing, but it wasn’t exactly what you’d call harmony
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Driver’s Ed departments around the country are moving towards “easy roll” vehicles
with airbags on the outside of the cars
with airbags on the outside of the cars
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Savoring the moment
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Hold still! I’m going to eat you!
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Introducing the latest in a long line of new do-it-yourself hybrid vehicle
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Some stunts require a lot of help
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Life was short, but they were determined to make the most of it
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New slang term – girls practicing for polio
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What a time to have a flat tire!
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Hmmm, is this like the toy inside a cereal box?
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Laser Knuckles – A sure fired way to deal with office politics
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Now go sit in the corner. Sit! Sit damnit, I said sit!
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The Great Loophole
The building code specifically stated that it didn’t apply to tree-houses
The building code specifically stated that it didn’t apply to tree-houses
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