As people in New York know, the Big Apple
often attracts some pretty prickly characters
often attracts some pretty prickly characters
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Nikon latest feature – infinite swirl zoom
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They first tried letting the bears ride bareback,
but they usually ended up eating the horses
but they usually ended up eating the horses
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Good thing the AC units were high enough, otherwise they may have stopped working
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She had heard so many good things about taking a bubble bath,
but clearly this wasn’t the soothing experience she was hoping for
but clearly this wasn’t the soothing experience she was hoping for
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Much like a career in politics, it was hard to envision the upside
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Republicans everywhere are looking for new ways to attract an audience
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Coating his body in seeds sounded like fun,
but it quickly deteriorated onto one massive peckerfest
but it quickly deteriorated onto one massive peckerfest
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Arguments in the retirement home were often tough to resolve,
but this new approach was showing great potential
but this new approach was showing great potential
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Watching people die is never funny, but we’ll make an exception in this case
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Amtrak’s new passenger trains in India were only slightly less comfortable than those in the U.S.
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As everyone in government knows, its good to have friends in high places
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Words of Advice: The rest of your life will never come into focus until you learn how to let go
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An elaborate marketing scheme for the new Mary Poppins Musical was well
underway until a short gust of wind showed them the error of their ways
underway until a short gust of wind showed them the error of their ways
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After countless hours of practicing, Timmy and Jimmy felt certain
they were ready to launch the world’s first Hamster Ballet
they were ready to launch the world’s first Hamster Ballet
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“Hey! Gimme your wallet, or I’ll have my friend Jimmy the Bitch-slapper
give your poodle a bad hair day”
give your poodle a bad hair day”
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The attention you get is rarely the attention you deserve
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It’s a well know fact that most childhood exorcisms end up in their daipers
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Never ask someone who works in the FBI fingerprint lab to make you a sandwich
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Some union jobs need more protecting that others
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Men are such pigs, until they get married and…
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…they finally get to see the person they really married
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Their ideas for creative babysitting were working fine
until he managed to grab the curling iron
until he managed to grab the curling iron
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