Top 10 Photos of the Week

People who are good at one-liners often compete in regional “joke offs” followed by a snake bake with marinated clam cakes, not to be confused with regional jerk-offs who prefer shake-n-bake snakes and underwater clam cakes.

At least she wore the right outfit

Scuba-Knights – Guardian and protectors of the underwater lanes on I-40

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If stoplights were emoticons

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We are still waiting to hear when Harley plans to start making tractors

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Some people prefer to take the road less traveled

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Super 8 is now road-testing its new mobile hotel

Sneaking food when you’re on WeightWatchers often comes with severe penalties

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Best to wear clothes or you’ll be pulling slivers from your cheeks for the next month

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Nun initiation ceremonies are nothing short of spectacular

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Some wine bottles are just a bitch to open

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It was not exactly the easy way out

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Ohhhh! The irony of it all!

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Many of the new jobs being created under the stimulus plan are not exactly
what you’d call career moves

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It was the only college in the world that offered an advance degree in voyeurism

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Drinking rainbows, the gayest of all the gay sports

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Always be prepared for when the in-laws show up

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Life becomes  much more meaningful when you know the light at the
end of the tunnel will take you directly to the ship of fools

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The man with the iron mask would have been a
perfect match for the woman with the tennis shoe face

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The Siberian Water Tigers were known far and wide for their friendly demeanor

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Life is full of regrets. This is about to become a big one

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Be sure to look both ways before crossing the street

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Divorce is not always easy to watch

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The red tobasco watermelon is a fruit designed to bite back