
Most people though he was an elephant until they took a close look at his teeth

His friends knew he could outrun most cyclists and leap tall fences, but could
never understand why he kept getting hit by cars
never understand why he kept getting hit by cars

While some people dream of getting a sex change operation, Leonard
was hoping for more, an entire species change operation
was hoping for more, an entire species change operation

When life imitates a video game

French kissing for elephants is a whole different ball game

We are not sure what the sign says, but we think it includes
the words “sitting duck”
the words “sitting duck”

After several neighbors complained, they had his name
officially changed to “Attack Bear”
officially changed to “Attack Bear”

One person’s trash is another creature’s treasure

Everyone wondered what happened to Bill until they saw the final photo in his camera

Some girls never have to worry if their butt is too big

GM was just about to unveil their most oil-friendly vehicle when the
market crashed. Some car designers are unemployed for a reason
market crashed. Some car designers are unemployed for a reason

For some species evolution still has a ways to go

Before she got around to cleaning the basement,
Helga wanted to make sure she had the right tools
Helga wanted to make sure she had the right tools

An umbrella engineered by government

When North Korea’s President Kim Jong Il arrived in Washington,
President Obama sent the Amish Limo to pick him up
President Obama sent the Amish Limo to pick him up

Living on a steep hill didn’t always mesh too well with binge drinking night…

…especially when large crowds of people would show up just to watch
the morning trip to the bathroom
the morning trip to the bathroom

“Hey Winston, what do you think of bath time?”

On game day everyone knew him as the ultimate super fan, but the following day
he had to return to his boring job of Governor of Minnesota
he had to return to his boring job of Governor of Minnesota

Later on Easter Day, after Charlie had eaten 27 hard boiled eggs, bubble bunny
was released, causing the threat level to be instantly raised to “orange”
was released, causing the threat level to be instantly raised to “orange”

After of lifetime of living right and being a great friend to humanity,
you too will make that lonely trip to that great termite in the sky
you too will make that lonely trip to that great termite in the sky
link from impact lab