CRAZY STUFF

Not everything in life is as it seems. In fact, perception is nine-tenths of our own reality. These photos are intended to show us not only how badly we suck at separating reality from the surreal, but also how surreal reality is, so help me cow.

 In a move designed to keep the US Navy off balance
Somali pirates are now attempting to hijack airplanes

 

 ”Yeah, maybe I’m not so thirsty after all”

 The ménage à trois of table tennis

 There should be a law against evil people dating

 In life, its less about what you’re driving and far more about
the noise something makes when you drive over it

 After failing three times to pass “kissing school”,
Juanita decided to become a professional stamp licker 

 Leonardo da Vinci is rolling over in his grave

 Most military planning scenarios are not all that well grounded

 Desperate to recharge his cellphone, Charles figured out the static electricity
from one sheep is equivalent to twenty two thousand large “D” cells

 Admit it Duracell, you only wish you could be as good as a sheep

 Sparky always did a better job on the non-vegetable nights

 The 3rd Friday of every month in Cleveland was officially declared
“hang-your-child-out-to-dry” day

 At least one company has decided to stop lying about its target market

 The original Firefox!  Who knew!

 Pilots refer to this as a “haircut”

 Just because you confess to the fart doesn’t make it smell any better

 Privacy is such an illusion, especially when you see the ads – “N-key for hire”

 In a bizarre move, Wikipedia decides to
attack the Webster Dictionary business head on

 The boat Captain’s manual refers to this as a “wedgie”

 Sometimes its better not knowing about the world outside of the Matrix

 

There is a special place in hell reserved for certain dog groomers

 Most historic accounts of the D-Day invasion were rather sketchy about the
impressive blimp support they received that day

 Shrek fashions have become much more mainstream lately, but
the green skin often gets confused with that of the Incredible Hulk

 Air France has entered into the development of a new jet aircraft
designed to break apart into smaller airplanes in the event of a storm

Three words – full contact gymnastics 

 The British are working on a new fighter jet designed to survive the heated rhetoric
coming out of the House of Commons

 The life of a cowboy today is far less about horses

 Originally trained as a pickpocket, Mowzer’s height limited him to
stealing shoes and an occasional sock

 Most foreign spy teams are a dead giveaway

 Mercedes and BMWs always bring out the best in Ralphie

 Not all call centers are created equal

 Crowd surfing – literally!

 

 When Betsy gets thirsty, she always has to make sure
Gary doesn’t turn the water on full blast

Kissing a tornado takes strong teeth and exceptional facial muscles

 Not all cowboys grow up liking cows

 Dog tattoos are quite different from human tattoos

Rather than going to war, slugs always work out their differences with a “salt off”