
Recent cutbacks at the CIA have given rise to a new breed of retro-spy

The new corporate ladder requires a new special kind of footwear
for clawing your way to the top
for clawing your way to the top

There are clear reasons why Europe is not know for its ingenuity

Nothing says “classy neighborhood” like an inflatable house next door

When they bragged about it being a waterproof car,
no one knew it would be quite this water resistant
no one knew it would be quite this water resistant

The story of David & Goliath failed to mention what David was really like

You know you’re addicted to smoking when….

Triple bummer!

An obvious sign that you’ve been riding too long

The fine art of framing a shot was somehow lost on these two

The Barn Owl is the only bird species that requires a runway to take off

Some countries have yet to introduce the Whack-a-Mole game
Go ahead, put your fingers through the bars
Go ahead, put your fingers through the bars

Bridge engineers and acid trips make strange bedfellows

When I hit “up” how far up are we talking about?

How many stools would a stool bus bus if a Stoolbus could bus stools?

Certain gymnastic stunts require unique kinds of deodorant

Competition was fierce at the tryouts for the new Superman movie

Honesty only goes so far

No matter how hard you try, you will always disappoint Yoda

Sometimes help comes from those who can least afford to give it

When good golfers go bad

Her collections of cat heads would not have been complete without this gem

In China, circus tents are a luxury that not all can afford

At first the WWF was reluctant to allow a wrestler like “The Dragon” into the ring.
But after a few opponents burned to death and ratings shot through the roof,
he was welcomed with open oven mitts
But after a few opponents burned to death and ratings shot through the roof,
he was welcomed with open oven mitts

I don’t know, but it crawled out of YOUR underwear drawer

Happy monkey or son of Satan. You decide

Loose sinuses and loose bowels both require immediate attention

”I’ll get this one. You can get the drips coming from the pigeon”

Finally, a keyboard that appeals to people with poor typing skills

Depending on which shooting organ he grabs onto, the cats either love it or hate it

We can’t really tell if the dog volunteered or was pushed into it

When the US Air Force shows up, most enemy aircraft try to hide

Determination is an attribute that most buffalo possess, but its often confused
with anger. Neither of which make the burgers taste any different
with anger. Neither of which make the burgers taste any different

Playing volleyball with tigers has some obvious drawbacks

Not all Mexican food reacts this way, but the next day can be crippling