
Once again the rock, paper, scissors tournament was about to turn into a bloody mess

Apples simply taste different when you only eat the oceans
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Some guys have a real talent for keeping the cops at bay
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The best way to win a war is to throw everything you’ve got at the enemy.
No really! I mean everything
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No really! I mean everything
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Herman was furious. But maybe not. Maybe he was just electric
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Before you buy your next box of matches, be sure to read the label
to see if they have been tested for emotional stability

Some cats are always looking for ways to be more politically incorrect
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It’s like they always say, if you offend any one of the geese, you offend them all
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It is a well known fact that Gay Marriage causes the Wrath of God to happen
in much the same manner that trailer houses cause tornados
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in much the same manner that trailer houses cause tornados
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Even people in the black belt community suffers from sleep disorders
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Cats are not easily insulted, but this guy is definitely pushing their buttons
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Not exactly shooting for a spot in the Great Neighbors Hall of Fame
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After spending 7.5 hrs building a human pyramid, the Cambodian
midget colony was finally ready to slam dunk the basketball
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midget colony was finally ready to slam dunk the basketball
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When a blue haired Jedi shows up on an X-Wing Cycle you just know that
trouble is brewin’ close by
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trouble is brewin’ close by
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Hey stupid people! Just because you’re part of the press
doesn’t mean they won’t shoot you
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doesn’t mean they won’t shoot you
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He’s known as the just-in-case-guy, and his friends often give give him crap for
such a crazy job. Other times, it’s the elephant that gives him crap… literally
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such a crazy job. Other times, it’s the elephant that gives him crap… literally
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Every day is trash day somewhere
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People always know when they get close to the Dyson Vacuum Cleaner headquarters
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The new Obama military will soon announce its secret weapon
link from impact lab
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