
Finger monkeys are one of the most requested animals in the pet industry.
If only they existed in real life.

Some ropes just never tasted so good
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Nothing says party time in Gemany like “extreme polka”
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Once he mastered ironing himself, he quickly realized
that showering with his clothes on would be ok
that showering with his clothes on would be ok
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The Bible talked about the encounter Moses had with a burning bush. That bush, though,
really couldn’t hold a candle to the flaming guy in western Utah
really couldn’t hold a candle to the flaming guy in western Utah
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Some of Dr. Frankenstein’s grandchildren later went into architecture

It was a classic pose that every gymnastic troupe in the 1920s was trying
to master. But finding a headless gymnast to be on the team was always difficult
to master. But finding a headless gymnast to be on the team was always difficult
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Stepping onto the endless bridge was demoralizing….
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… until a short walk revealed this photo
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When Obama learned how to be a hard-headed politician, the training was excruciating
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There is a big difference between head chef and chef head
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His lovable sneakiness made him the perfect star for a series of horror comedies
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When he first found out about snorting Coke he was missing a few crtical details
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It wasn’t so much that the bridge was falling apart, they just needed the iron
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Just when you were starting to understand Salvador Dali’s life, this happens
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Generocity to polar bears only goes so far. Later, both he and his cameraman were eaten
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Use to be that the term “shotgun wedding” meant something entirely different
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Is it me? No, really! Is it me?