Hey, does somebody need a hand?
Sometimes with kids, the laser correction surgery actually increases the power of their lasers
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One part panda, one part rabbit, and one part enigma
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Sometimes the smell of victory is just smellier than others
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When your Fairy Godmother shops at Neiman-Marcus
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In the end it was determined that coffee really is the square root of all evil
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Give me your damn cookies!
What the hell am I doing here?
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Most politicians need to learn how to tread water at a very young age
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Supermouse – Bringing pesky mouse problems to a whole new level
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Some viewed the freeway as half-empty, while others took advantage of it being half-full
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If cows understood the definition of “cool,” this would be it
Certain cars have it coming
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When he said we were going to the cat house, I thought he meant something different
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Often times when you have to pee, it’s not aways convenient
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Yup, the one on the left is the winner. Give him a cigar!
When it comes to terrorists, it’s okay to put the missiles where the “sun don’t shine”
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There are times when its okay to cuss
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What do you mean that you want to grow up to be a Cowboys fan?
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Apparently in some countries they have “down arrows”
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If only they came with better handles!
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Some dogs simply resent their owners
Link from Impact lab
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