When you don’t have a ball, the only fun thing left to do may be chicken spitting
With Wikipedia becoming the world’s favorite encyclopedia,
the Encyclopedia of Britannica has fallen on hard times
the Encyclopedia of Britannica has fallen on hard times
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Much like a duck without pickles, what would ballet be without these guys
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Similar to Congress, these guys have a hell of a lot of shoveling to do
to work their way out of their mess
to work their way out of their mess
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Seven-Licks Window Cleaning Service is ready for duty sir!
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Meet the puppy cow
It’s not so much that he was having a bad hair day,
but it was being joined by a bad face day as well
but it was being joined by a bad face day as well
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With real estate prices dropping, some neighborhoods were
especially vulnerable to aerial shark attacks
especially vulnerable to aerial shark attacks
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We can only hope that all the skiers were off the lifts before the storm hit
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It wasn’t exactly a well thought out plan on the hippo’s part, nor
was trusting the hippo a good strategy on the tortoise’s part
was trusting the hippo a good strategy on the tortoise’s part
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It’s a well-know fact that Postal workers only abuse the unsuspecting innocent packages
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Some itches are worth stopping traffic for
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Pink Freud
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Driving a late model glacier
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That is one cool cat!
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A word to the wise, never ever, ever get caught smorkin’
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Politically the cars were very left-leaning and Spiderman was needed to bring balance to the party
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The entire city ground to a halt because of two feet of snow
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Cute kid, and the girl is nice too
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Come see the new “softer side of Sears”
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The toughest part of skiing is holding your tongue right
With some outfits, the stripes do all the talking
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You make fun of my weight and I will have your face for dinner!
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