They didn’t know where he came from, but the
cops instinctively knew the snow guy would be bad for business
cops instinctively knew the snow guy would be bad for business
Okay, your turn
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Much like a political race, the one with the greatest fire in the belly will win
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Another fine day on Bacon Mountain
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When he told the Genie that he wanted to be a celebrity,
he had no clue it would be a pigeon celebrity
he had no clue it would be a pigeon celebrity
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Viewers meet Dork. Dork meet the viewers
A sign from heaven or just a randomly placed huge tire in the middle of the desert? You decide
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Pity the fool who has an office behind this big ass billboard
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The longer you stare, the weirder it gets
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Am I just paranoid or is my machine really out to get me
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Category 5 identity crisis
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Sometimes tension is a good thing
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In the land of equality, camel bias is rampant
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Marriage means different things to different people
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Little known fact: Before Thomas Edison invented the electric light bulb,
he invented the electric candle
he invented the electric candle
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Beware of the limber women bearing weaponized footwear, for they
were not sent to “make your day”
were not sent to “make your day”
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Life is filled with one crisis after another. This, however, is a big one
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Wardrobes don’t malfunction! People do!
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The lady who lived here was a cold bitch, a bitter cold bitch indeed
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Seriously pissed!
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Countering the “confidence movement,” realism has finally set in
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Bravery is usually nothing more than stupidity disguised as anger
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