
Vacuuming the lawn doesn’t seem quite so insane when she does it

Sheep can be unusually fast when it comes to making kids hate their parents
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Some x-rays should never be shown to the patients
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Yeah, the whole world is falling apart, but so what?
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Bad traffic is always realative, but this really is bad traffic
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Comfort is an illusion. Bed of roses or bed of nails. You decide

I’m thinking he just wants my quarter
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Crazy, but barbed wire doesn’t notmally strike me a symbolic of peace
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The secret electric life of plants
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Nothing says great underwater photography by alien beings like FujiFilm
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It was actually far more dangerous than it looked
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Some sports just don’t need rules
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When good monsters go bad
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Stuck wiener!
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I’ve got it!
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“Hey Harold! Did you remember to close the hatch?”
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“Okay, I think I’ll go with blue”
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Once again Chester thought it would be funny to put some grease on the little guy’s hoofs

X wins!
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“Now where the in the hell did I leave my teeth?”