Crazy Stuff

The next time you smile, remember what you’re smiling about. Is is from something that you witnessed visually? It it from an idea that sparked suddenly in your mind? Or is it from combination of visual, auditory, and intellectual experiences. What you will soon realize is that all the joy you experience as a resukt of humor originates from a small troll living inside your body close to your spleen. So far scientists haven’t taken trolls seriously, but reseachers have recently found that people with an above average troll will live on average 10-15 years longer. Those with bad trolls should seriously consider troll replacement surgery.

Even mothers have trouble loving some babies

Mating season for fighter jets came early this year…

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…and some aircraft even got pregnant

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Some animals are trained to be pickpocket thieves, but this one is a hot pocket thief

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Barrels alone are not nearly as effective as Barrelman

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The warriors are getting restless. Cookie Moster must die! 

On the verge of a quack-up

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An eggcellent accomplishment

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Truck wars are no place for innocent bystanders to hang out

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The Isrealies are beginning to experiment with organic re-growable road surfaces

Middle Eastern countries are riddled with incidents of mistaken identity

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The great showdown between hunger and survival

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Apparently the air quality police were stuck inside a catagory 5 pollution stream

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Once again, the work of the Pie Doctor

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Clearly this explains why some racial stereotypes exist

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A few kitties have even been trained to rescue melons from the sea, but very few

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Every pilot’s worst nightmare

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Sometimes it takes a spare tire to get rid of a spare tire

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Food prep instruction are not always obvious

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Just a normal everyday occurance on the base

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With a smirk on his face, Little Roscoe was now set to open his “privates detective” service