Crazy Stuff

Some photos cause headaches and others cause scandals. However, this particular combination of photos has been selected to cause a jock rash in people without a sense of humor.

Hmmm, his breath smell strongly of “other dogs butt.”
Must have been a knockout poodle

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The Darth Vader Truck often used its powers of intimidation to
avoid inspectors and weigh stations

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Bank shot snowboarding is one of the few winter sports that works in the inner city. It only
requires a spring loaded launcher, a brick wall, and enough snow to get the angles right

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Clerics primary mission in life is often that of camel bait

Little did he know that he would become the poster child for “bad choices”

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First day initiations always included having
the new guys run through the nearby minefields

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Precision. You can’t hit your enemy squarely in the gonads without it

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Hanging out in the clouds seems like great fun. But there’s not much there,
other than clouds ….. and an occasional bird

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Some casting decisions are just perfect

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Confucius say, “Never try to drink a giraffe under a table. They simply don’t fit”

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We get the part about unleashing a new bull market, but we’re not sure if the guy
pinned against the wall represents Wall Street or big government

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Yeah, hell of a time to change a flat

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They called him Checkers because of his checkered past. But he hated himself for not
being born with opposable thumbs

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Most after-party-blackmail-photos are rarely this good.
This may be worth a bloody fortune

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Serious beer for serious beer drinkers

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Has the “green movement” gone too far? The notion that humans should leave
no trace of where they have been is definitely on the lunatic fringe

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Big fish, little fish, white fish, blue fish, whoaa! What the hell is this!

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Hey, pick me! Pick me! I promise I won’t eat you! Pick me!

The age of superheros were riddled with rich guys wielding illusionary powers

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The words “starboard” and “port” meant nothing to him,
but he sorely regretted not turning left at New Zealand

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The cola wars were turning deadly with machine kidnappings
happening in broad daylight

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The pet store didn’t really know what it was,
but it comes when it hears the name “Charlie”

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Hollywood science fiction movie or U.S. military sniper school, you decide

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Under certain circumstances its okay to ticket someone just for being a total dork

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Neighborhood kids came from 10 blocks away to watch Harry
whenever he is ready to cough up a hairball

When it comes to the world stage, Royalty has its winners and losers.
Apparently, these are some of the losers

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In Ohio, businesses go to unusual lengths to preserve their Amish culture

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Having fixed all the other problems, Dr. Frankenstein
had to wrestle with therapy for extreme constipation

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Research shows that 90% of all gang wars start
with some form of wardrobe malfunctions

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The “Painful Landing Diving School” was started as a rite of initiation
for those wanting to join Fight Club

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