Top 10 Photos of the Week

Another week has passed and the number of truly exceptional photos has been increasing. Of course the way we rate photo quality is on a strange and bizarreness scale that few other mere mortals can comprehend. They have to be somewhat painfully non-intellectual and if they cause reoccurring nightmares, so much the better.

Reaching for her head, she suddenly realized
she had forgotten to let her head sleep

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Trying to maintain his image as a tough little kitty, Winston asked for the
pink bandages so he’d have to defend his manhood again and again

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The ceremonial “reading of the palms” never reveals much in the way of true insights

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The only bad part about eating an Egyptian watermelon
is having to spit out all the little Pharaohs

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Crossing borders today has become an exercise in extreme sneakiness

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In an attempt to portray the “softer side” of Darth Vader and sell more action figures,
Mattel has added Mini Vader to their lineup. No word yet on Mini Hans or Mini Leia

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Giant ant or tiny helicopter? Either way, the military has no
planning scenarios for this type of battle

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Homeland Security’s new Cirque du Soleil anti-terrorism unit

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When the South Dakota Corn Palace team showed up for the protest at Comcast
headquarters, they brought a whole new level of creativity to
make their point about “bad service”

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After the new G-Force movie, guinea pig spas have become the latest craze

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Russian insurance companies often used the infamous “huff and puff and blow your
house down” machine to test a house’s insurability

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Usually the biggest problems happens when one of the guys on the bottom has an itch

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Have you ever considered that our current energy shortages may stem
from our ban on nuclear energy toys like this one?

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Without nuclear energy toys we have lost our ability to create green-eyed dogs

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…and we have lost our ability to melt fences when we sit on them

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Without nuclear energy toys, we no longer see symbolic crop circles in the ice…

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… or cross breeding faux pas coming out of the taxidermy shops

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Sea tigers have neither gills nor blowholes. But what they lack in aquatic attributes
they more than make up for with style points

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In the dragonfly world, this is an extreme x-rated photo that appeals
only to the lewd and kinky contortionist underground

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After this ad, Cloning Laboratories new “Austin” model was a
run-away-and-sleep-with-someone best seller