Gratitude is not a cat’s long suit
On the playground the other kids gave him a lot of crap for having a butterfly mom.
But it usually just took a fluttering of her wings to make all the bad times seem good again.
But it usually just took a fluttering of her wings to make all the bad times seem good again.
There was a reason why terrorists feared him
Every time the outdoor movie theater has a showing of the Hitchock thriller
“The Birds,” incidents like this started happening
“The Birds,” incidents like this started happening
It became known as the Mr Potatohead Move – rearranging of the facial parts
After 3 long years at the Moses School of Divine Inspiration,
it was finally starting to pay off
it was finally starting to pay off
It wasn’t so much that he didn’t want to ask directions,
he just should have done it 2-3 days earlier
he just should have done it 2-3 days earlier
Her entire life she had dreamed of moments like this, having the wind blowing up her skirt
Doing something totally stupid always starts with a
brief moment of contemplative thought
brief moment of contemplative thought
Problem with reattaching your shadow is that it always requires surgery
His size was deceptive, and he was cute as a button,
but carnivals almost always lost money on him
but carnivals almost always lost money on him
Some screws just know where they want to go
Marriage is like gambling. Place your bets, winner takes all
Next time you spot a fox in rabbit clothing, you’ll know why
No one ever bothered to ask the chicken why he crossed the road.
This tunneling thing though requires a whole different line of questioning
This tunneling thing though requires a whole different line of questioning
Parking violations in Chicago face swift and sure justice
Adding the new signs wasn’t what you’d call a brilliant strategy
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