Determined to be the first retailer to sell absolutely everything, Wal-Mart is now selling babies
Higher cigarette taxes are making it very tough for “cancer man” to survive
Chicken feed was a poor compensation for the jealousy they were feeling
The American Dental Society has been experimenting
with their new “don’t let your face rot” marketing campaign
with their new “don’t let your face rot” marketing campaign
Sometimes it’s very easy to see why panda bears are on the verge of extinction
In a glitzy display of their massive number crunching ability, Microsoft is now
preparing the team to do battle with their arch enemy, Google
preparing the team to do battle with their arch enemy, Google
Suicide among dogs is very rare, but for Howard,
this had been a particularly bad day
this had been a particularly bad day
When Peter designed his new truck, he had sincerely hoped it would be a formidable
“chick magnet”. Turns out it did attract women, but only the curious and odd ones
“chick magnet”. Turns out it did attract women, but only the curious and odd ones
Rumors of there being a living half-turtle, half-dog animal
were largely discounted until this photo surfaced
were largely discounted until this photo surfaced
A photo from the early years, when Batman’s sidekick was Robin the Elephant
For the first time, members of the Interplanetary Society
were allowed to attend the G-20 Summit
were allowed to attend the G-20 Summit
Some tongues give a whole new meaning to the idea of French Kissing
Angry after it burned through over $100 billion in stimulus money with nothing to show
for itself, President Obama ordered GM to be pressed into a cube
and set adrift off the coast of Maine
for itself, President Obama ordered GM to be pressed into a cube
and set adrift off the coast of Maine
Every Sunday special accommodations were made so prisoners could attend church
After years of studying the device, it turned out to be an elaborate piece of
equipment for artificial insemination. Wow! And women actually believed this guy!
equipment for artificial insemination. Wow! And women actually believed this guy!
”Timmy the Tooth” always knew when it was his time to perform for the cameras
The protests were all going fine until this guy showed up
The term “riveting” was derived from the process of making rivets
His fellow mountain goats called him “gecko feet” for his special clinging ability
In a plan inspired by history’s famous flea circuses, the military spent millions devising
crazy fun-looking bombs towed by robotic fleas
Yukon Jack knew that in his Hollywood Screen Test he would be up against
some of the world’s most famous dogs, so he spent countless hours practicing
the facial expressions that would set him apart
some of the world’s most famous dogs, so he spent countless hours practicing
the facial expressions that would set him apart
It became a clear warning sign to all kids who thought about climbing the wall
From this perspective, all museums look the alike
Catch and release means something entirely different when it comes to whales
The Salvador Dali park bench was never intended to be practical
People who missed their goal at Weight Watchers were forced to carry the
“bacon purse” as a way to tell the world they were still “oinkers”
“bacon purse” as a way to tell the world they were still “oinkers”
Some husbands rarely wake up in a good mood
It was one of the few ways she knew how to relieve her constipation
Ancient prophesies clearly stated the world order would change when the “music of the
moon reached high C” but the power lines seemed to be in an entirely different scale
moon reached high C” but the power lines seemed to be in an entirely different scale
Flaunting a great dinner comes in many different forms
The angry bird creature would have been perfect for a horror movie, this one was real
His entire life he dreamed of being “plugged in” but never with this
kind of attachment to his every appendage
kind of attachment to his every appendage
No matter how much clothes he put on there were only two words
to describe what he had been through – “damn cold”
to describe what he had been through – “damn cold”
Break-ins to the janitor’s closet seldom yielded this kind of creativity
Warning: Sneaking up on a tension-ridden buffalo can be hazardous to your health
The x-rated music of the Kama Sutra
He was determined to never let his dream for driving an “Indie Car” die
