Power is about what you control. Freedom is about what you can unleash
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Kermit only wishes he had it this good
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The Octogenarian 500 was a race that was far less about speed
and far more about preserving what’s left of your social security check
and far more about preserving what’s left of your social security check
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Since the dawn of time, containers have struggled to convey meaning and purpose
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Sneakiness is momentary, but shocking him to the
point of losing one of his nine lives is permanent
point of losing one of his nine lives is permanent
Who needs pants when you have a pipe?
A questionable staircase
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Off to the races. Finally, a race that PETA doesn’t object to
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Extreme bacon burger
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Laws of the Beach: Sand will always find its way to the most
uncomfortable places in the shortest amount of time
uncomfortable places in the shortest amount of time
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If only she had some sort of imaginary box to put them in
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Attractiveness to other dogs is never the same as attractiveness to humans
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Introducing the VW Roach
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In some countries, the concept of jousting was never well-understood
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Hmmm, somehow the word “bad-ass” doesn’t really come to mind
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After spending countless man-years conditioning your muscles, your success boils down
to some guy with an aerosol can full of Ron Popeil’s butt-hair-in-a-can
to some guy with an aerosol can full of Ron Popeil’s butt-hair-in-a-can
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It was the last photo on his camera
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Not exactly what you’d call a safe neighborhood
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Jetpacks – Today a state of mind, tomorrow a state of wallet
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Mad scientists often know their calling at an early age
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The secret plan behind Microsoft’s marketing strategy
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Just another old guy on the bottle
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High on crack
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Robocop!!!
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