For those of you into exotic breads, the new “puppy loaf” is both creepy and quite tasty
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The importance of perspective is directly proportional to the degree with which it is out of whack
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Clearly Abe Lincoln wasn’t the backwards country boy we’ve all been led to believe
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Everything I know about government comes from watching baby elephants play hog-the-ball
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Surprisingly, these guys didn’t need a 2,000 page National Healthcare plan to save this guy’s life
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Life is full of regrets. This is about to become a big one
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Few people realize, but prayers are far more effective
when they come from people in prayer bucket
when they come from people in prayer bucket
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Rule of Thumb: If the rodents are happy, you’re happy!
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As Mexico’s Evel Knievel, Pablo performed strange baby-jumping rituals until the day
his toe caught a pacifier and the baby’s parents clubbed him to death
his toe caught a pacifier and the baby’s parents clubbed him to death
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As a Watcher from the Vega system, Chad’s job was simply to hover and watch
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After leaving the glamor life in Washington DC, most politicians turn to careers like
hippo dentistry in hopes of adding meaning to their lives
hippo dentistry in hopes of adding meaning to their lives
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In this scene we see Tax-Reform Man on the verge of meeting up with Economic-Stimulus Man.
The battle will prove to be both epic and breathtaking
The battle will prove to be both epic and breathtaking
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Sure, get in!
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As a kid growing up, he always wanted to get noticed. But 15 minutes of fame is often
followed by a lifetime of complaints about how talent like this is undervalued
followed by a lifetime of complaints about how talent like this is undervalued
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Few photos capture the essence of the phrase “just in time” like this one
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With scant attention being paid to staving children in Africa, the great tomato war has begun…
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…though no tomato war is complete without extreme wastefulness and blithering idiocy
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What started as a cool art project quickly deteriorated into an
all out obsession for animal silhouettes
all out obsession for animal silhouettes
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When the new currency showed up, it was simply accepted as French currency,
because, as we all know, the French look a lot like that
because, as we all know, the French look a lot like that
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Apparently there is a growing interest in young children around shaving pubic hairs
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Striking a major blow to dog breeders around the world, clothing is now
required as an essential element in defining the dog’s pedigree
required as an essential element in defining the dog’s pedigree
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