As the prophet foretold, the goat herders from the East will appear and
suddenly all of your tin cans will disappear
suddenly all of your tin cans will disappear
Taking out the trash
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Hmmm, let’s go with a reverse volcano
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Where are those giant carbon footprints when you need them
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Did someone say they needed a giant carbon footprint?
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Some things that happen in the bathtub are better left unsaid
Apparently mating season for buses is earlier than normal this year
If only pedestrians had the power to fight back ….if only they had the power to
reach through her cell phone and rip her remaining two brain cells out
reach through her cell phone and rip her remaining two brain cells out
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A dog costume guaranteed to turn every outing into a street sideshow
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When graduates of the Blue Angels Flying Academy do farming
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Polar bears often have strange personal proclivities that embarrass their mates
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She sold a hell of a lot of machine guns, even though she didn’t
know a damn thing about them
know a damn thing about them
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The word is mightier than the sword. Well unless its a really, really tiny word
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It’s definitely a different kind of crowd that show up for rat barbeques
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Now, for my next trick I will need my harmonica
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Playing king of the hill is far more fun when the loser has to spend the
next hour climbing back up the hill to make a second attempt
next hour climbing back up the hill to make a second attempt
Yes, he was looking for a sign. But not like this, and certainly not this guy
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If you’ve ever been confused by peppers, turns out its contagious
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Loosely interpreted, please walk on the side of the road until you have been eaten
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He was pretty sure she was full of hot air, but still, it was indeed making Carolyn jealous
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As a part time hooker in the Western District, with a huge client base of midgets and
dwarfs, Snow White lived a life that no fairy tail could accurately tell
dwarfs, Snow White lived a life that no fairy tail could accurately tell
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