Stealing Goosey was just way harder than he thought
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Go Purple Team, Go!
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In the end, it worked much better than a cat box
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Rule of Thumb: When drinking champaign, never let the bubbles go to your head
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As a joey, he always wondered why her breath smelled like Cocker Spaniel
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What it lacked in style, it made up for in the radical ride category
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Have I got this all wrong or do they not understand
what the Adopt-a-Highway Program is all about
what the Adopt-a-Highway Program is all about
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As a child he was tortured with his loyalties.
While he loved his cow named Calvin, he also loved McDonalds
While he loved his cow named Calvin, he also loved McDonalds
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Hmmm. Somehow I had always envisioned the Hand of God to look different than this
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Dear diary. Due to unforeseen circumstances this will probably be my last entry
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Let’s face it. The toes are a very close-knit family.
If one of them isn’t happy, none of them are happy
If one of them isn’t happy, none of them are happy
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Nothing says “Ultimate Flume Ride” like adding Jenga to the mix
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The hand of fate shows itself in unusual ways. But this has nothing to do with fate.
Its just a weird-ass icycle
Its just a weird-ass icycle
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It was a very cute scene until the horse decided to give her a return kiss
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In an effort to establish themselves as a new union, making themselves eligible for the
government contracts currently going to the Longshoremen, the Vikings staged a colorful rally
government contracts currently going to the Longshoremen, the Vikings staged a colorful rally
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Nothing says heaven like eating pizza on the edge of the universe
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Tailgate parties on the farm are far more creative than in the city
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Every day after his 6 hour workout, Tim-Tim would go back to the barn
and dream about playing in the NBA. As an animal, he knew he would fit right in
and dream about playing in the NBA. As an animal, he knew he would fit right in
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Military cutbacks were severe, but it was important to display a show of force
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It was a controlled study and they were determined to
either prove of disprove the “nine lives” theory
either prove of disprove the “nine lives” theory
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In some cultures, its the taste of victory that is important
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Apparently the marketing people think that bad nightmares somehow bring people to the zoo
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Despite the bad grammer, he made his point
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Without gravity, the good people of Australia would be nothing more than a parting memory
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Fashion statement or wardrobe malfunction. You decide
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