Top 10 Photos of the Week

Our lives happen one incident at a time. If some incidents were somehow able to overlap other incidents, then we could finally learn to be in many places at one time. And we would catch ourselves coming and going. Now I’m not saying it would be a good thing, but until we are somehow freed of these sequential constraints, we will continue to deal with the same problems that caused me to fall down the steps to begin with.

He had a heart of gold, literally, but the rest of his wiring was shot

Even though they were disqualified because the driver fell out, the horse and cargo part of
the Olympic sleigh racing team came in 4th place

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Much like bad women drivers, ladybugs are their mechanic’s best friend

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I propose a toast to Hitler. May he forever remain rotting in hell

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Much of photography has to do with the clenching power of your butt cheeks

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A man and his office mascot make strange bedfellows

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My guess is that he’s not married

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The snow climbers were terrifying to the children, especially when they
found some peeking into their kid’s bedroom windows

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Happiness training for dogs

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Coincidence? I think not

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The instrument was ingenious, but imposed
ridiculous height requirements on each of the band member

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Only the best mail order brides come packed in bubblepack

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The spring thaw was uncomfortably revealing

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Isn’t there some prophesy about “when lions emerge from the depths of the sea?”

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Cyborg insects are now all the rage among Army battlefield researchers

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The bad thing about the Esc key …

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After losing the Tonight Show, it all went downhill from there

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Once again it is clown mating season. Beware of the pasty white ones in the red light district

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Apparently some people have never read the section in the
driver’s manual on the laws of gravity

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