
With a face like this, he could both charm the girls and offend them at the same time

Not all ski slopes are created equal

Beware of the attack cows living in the San Francisco underground

Having failed at her first two attempts, Helga will once again have to retake
her class on “fitting in”
her class on “fitting in”

Contortionist polar bears hold a strange attraction to bears of the
opposite sex
opposite sex

Elaborately planned by 17 college students, the great bridge prank caused
114 cars to drive into the river before officials stopped traffic
114 cars to drive into the river before officials stopped traffic

When he took the acting part to star in a headache commercial,
he didn’t realize he would be doing his own stunts
he didn’t realize he would be doing his own stunts

“Hopscotch on the rooftop” is the human version of “culling the herd”

Goats-to-Go was a popular addition to Uganda’s fresh meat program

Studying for the big anatomy exam, Pedro was hoping to learn through osmosis

As one of those rare “inventor pigs” Wilbur was determined to make his
pig scooter the talk of the swinery
pig scooter the talk of the swinery

It was enough food for a month, but first he had to get it home

Some Chinese bridge projects were started on a dare

The fundamental difference between men and women

Under the right conditions, even Microsoft software will work

If they ever figure out how to land the damn thing,
it could be a very effective war machine
it could be a very effective war machine

After a tough day of being a dog, its
always a good time to lap up a few suds
always a good time to lap up a few suds

Anyone know what time this friggen’ clock is trying to tell me it is?

Elephant towing was all the rage back when elephants were still expendable

One minute he was having a ball, and the next thing he knew he was in one

It ended up being an endangered species so ugly that no one cared if it went away

Satisfied with their accomplishment, they looked to each other for approval

Shovel-ready vs. wireless, which would you decide?

Who says our imaginary friends don’t have rights? Or needs? Or a
place to hide that makes them blend in with your armpit hairs?
place to hide that makes them blend in with your armpit hairs?

Even if you move your city completely underground, the IRS will still find you

Perhaps a metaphor for the destructive nature of an intense emotional relationship

Every once in a while a bald guy gets an idea

The story of “Dumbo the Elephant” was actually inspired by this cat

In an attempt to improve their share of federal funding, NASA engineers
are experimenting with new ideas for improving basketball
are experimenting with new ideas for improving basketball

For $5 every person on the island will tell you a different story about this rock

In an attempt to turn hockey into a more civilized game,
the NHL is now experimenting with a new kind of penalty box
the NHL is now experimenting with a new kind of penalty box

Bank of America decided to prepare for the economic crisis by building a fortress
on the roof to avoid the bank regulators
on the roof to avoid the bank regulators

It’s not polite to laugh at royalty, but this lady obviously hasn’t looked in a mirror

Two pandas with a life-long dream of graduating from clown school

The game was much tougher to play before they
changed the rules and made the invisible man wear clothes
changed the rules and made the invisible man wear clothes

It wasn’t a noisy crash, and he could see it coming, but riding bike
through foot-deep snow? What the hell was he thinking?
through foot-deep snow? What the hell was he thinking?

Some people have shocking personalities, yet
lightning often has destructively human-like qualities
lightning often has destructively human-like qualities

If it wasn’t for the laws of gravity, nothing would be
able to stick to the land down under
able to stick to the land down under
link from impact lab