Sorry, but the rest of the world is laughing at you, not with you
Gloomy days often give you a gloomy outlook on life. Much like too much time in the sun will give you a sunburn, too much time in the gloom will give you a “gloomburn.” The only way to fix a gloomburn is to rub a mixture of apple pie and sunshine on the inside of your mind. Very few doctors know why it works, they just know that it does..
“I’m sorry. (sniff, sniff) I’m really, really sorry”
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Meanwhile, back inside the Mushroom Hotel…
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You will never thoroughly grasp the concept of water until it grasps you back
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…and when one lone ladybug sat through Mary Poppins,
evolution took another tiny step forward
evolution took another tiny step forward
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In the future, the square fruit in the grocery store will be found next to the square
vegetables and the square poultry sections
vegetables and the square poultry sections
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It would be another week before he could afford a new tire,
but in the mean time, this would have to do
but in the mean time, this would have to do
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Once again the Black Shadow members of the Asian Mafia were going through an identity crisis.
I was about the hair. It was ALWAYS about the hair
I was about the hair. It was ALWAYS about the hair
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A zoo run by flies is such a zoo. No really…
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When you look at yourself in the mirror, what do you see? Do you see Super Homer,
or do you see the same yellow piece of crap that has been stinking up the airwaves for years?
or do you see the same yellow piece of crap that has been stinking up the airwaves for years?
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When he finally came out of the closet, he found he had missed the whole damn thing
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Casting for the new Tarzan movie brought out more than a few crazies, and even a couple people too
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Please, please, please DO NOT let the Photoshop people determine the next stage of human evolution
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Erotic symbolism is often used to cover up the fact that the cat is indeed naked
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Even though it was pretty damn ingenious, smuggling humans is just wrong
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If only the shape of their trucks could make their beer taste better…
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After three days in the meth lab, Whiskers was well past the red zone on the gnarly meter
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Microsoft’s latest strategy session. Which one represents Steve Balmer?
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Remind me not to mess with these guys
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The first stage of Superman Training requires you have a father who truly believes humans can fly
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Stop laughing at me…
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Once again Charlie was late for the prayer meeting
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The future of Detroit isn’t looking so good
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No one knew exactly why he started pulling buses, they just instinctively knew
that if they ever needed one moved, he was their guy
that if they ever needed one moved, he was their guy
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