- She sells seashells by the seashore.
- The sixth sick sheikh’s sixth sheep’s sick.
- Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.
- Black bug bit a big black bear.
But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit? - A skunk sat on a stump.
The stump thunk the skunk stunk.
The skunk thunk the stump stunk. - If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
How man pickled peppers would Peter Piper pick? - How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
And chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
If a woodchuck could chuck wood - A tutor who tooted a flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
“Is it harder t toot or
To tutor two tooters to toot? - I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit.
And on a slitted sheet I sit.
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit.
The sheet I slit, that sheet was it. - Betty Boughter bought some butter
But she said the butter’s bitter
If I put it in my batter
It will make my batter bitter
But a bit of better butter will make it better than the bitter butter
So she bought a bit of better butter
And put it in her batter
And her batter was not bitter
So t’was Betty Boughter bought a bit if better butter and put it in her
batter and her batter was not bitter.
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