Obviously, leading a balanced life means different things to different people
The “finger dragon” didn’t receive it’s name because of its size. Rather
it got its name because its primary diet was human fingers
it got its name because its primary diet was human fingers
Burro wars rarely require jockeys
Ever since the “beach alien protective force” was put into place, the number of
actual whales abducted by alien spacecraft remained at zero
actual whales abducted by alien spacecraft remained at zero
Solving disputes in the British House of Commons is not a pretty thing to watch
Most people made the obvious mistake of thinking the whirring sound coming
from Kim’s air conditioned jacket was actually some kind of odor eliminator
from Kim’s air conditioned jacket was actually some kind of odor eliminator
Most 3-way marriages are destined for failure.
But this one has something special going for it.
But this one has something special going for it.
Prohibition is far less about crushing bottles and far more about watching
the painful expressions on the faces of all the bystanders
the painful expressions on the faces of all the bystanders
There are winners and losers in life…. and then there are the crybabies
Moose kissing in Canada has always been considered an extreme sport. Not so much
because of the actual kiss, but what it can lead to
because of the actual kiss, but what it can lead to
Every dentist’s worst nightmare begins with a mouth like this
Clearly, some things are just more precious than brains
Little Bamma’s favorite thing to do was to hang onto his mother and listen to her
heartbeat. Wait, this doesn’t sound like a heartbeat.
heartbeat. Wait, this doesn’t sound like a heartbeat.
Urination never comes easy for the elderly.
Sometimes they have to resort to extreme measures
Sometimes they have to resort to extreme measures
When it comes to cats, you can never be too careful
Adding the running start to motorcycle racing was prompted by the complaint that
drivers are not athletes. Sadly though, half of them were distracted by beer and
never made it to their bikes
drivers are not athletes. Sadly though, half of them were distracted by beer and
never made it to their bikes
Even though the economy totally tanked and they lost everything, they somehow
felt better when they watched the news and got to hear about more layoffs,
gang violence, flooding in the Midwest, and the coming swine flu problem.
felt better when they watched the news and got to hear about more layoffs,
gang violence, flooding in the Midwest, and the coming swine flu problem.
The skating accident was brutal. However, treating the severed head as a
transplantable organ seemed like the only way for them to save face….. literally.
transplantable organ seemed like the only way for them to save face….. literally.
We found the end of the rainbow, and it’s really a different kind of gold
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